JOHNNY DANGEROUSLY
 
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88MAGNUM.WAV Gangster: "...it's an 88 Magnum."  
Danny Vermin: "It shoots through schools."
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ADVERB.WAV Johnny: "My name's, Dangerously...Johnny Dangerously."  
Lil: "Did you know your last name's an adverb?"
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BEER.WAV Johnny: "Whatcha cookin', ma?"  
Mama Kelly: "Beer."  
Johnny: "...with noodles, what a great idea."
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BOTHWAYS.WAV Mama Kelly: "You've gotten to be like a daughter to me and I want to share somethin' with ya."  
Lil: "Aw, what's that, Mama Kelly?"  
Mama Kelly: "I go both ways."
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HUMP.WAV Mama Kelly: "...I know what you can't say. You wanna get laid. You wanna hump your brains out..." 27.5kb
MORONIE.WAV Moronie: "You lousy cork suckers. You have violated my fargin rights..." 54.9kb
PASSITON.WAV Some confusion in the grapevine 86.7kb
SMOKING.WAV Johnny: "Happy birthday, Mom."  
Mama Kelly: "Oh! Bless the saints, it's an ashtray. I been thinkin' of takin' up smoking. This clinches it."
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TESTES.WAV Dr. Zillman: "...I'd like to talk to you about...your testes." 14.7kb
THYROID.WAV Johnny: "Hi, Dr. Magnus, how's my mother?"  
Dr. Magnus: "It's her thyroid, Johnny."  
Johnny: "What's wrong with it?"  
Dr. Magnus: "We can't find it."
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